Physical Merchandise

Official Physical Merchandise

Take your financial questionability into the real world. Hand-crafted, custom-printed, and delivered anywhere in South Africa.

THE BOX OF NOTHING

100% Genuine Void

Novelty Keepsake

Box of Nothing

A matte black archival box filled with absolutely nothing. Comes sealed with wax and an Official Certificate of Absolute Emptiness.

R600.00+ R120 Courier

CERTIFICATE T-SHIRT

220gsm Heavyweight Cotton

Custom Apparel

Wear your financial mistake in public. Your certificate title, name, and legend serial number screen-printed in high definition.

Select Size:

Name on Shirt:

R510.00+ R120 Courier

FRAMED A5 PRINT

Archival Matte · Black Wood Frame

Wall Display

High-definition 300 DPI archival print mounted in a black wooden exhibition frame with protective packaging.

Name for Certificate:

R350.00+ R120 Courier

Nationwide Courier Delivery

All physical items are processed, safely packed, and dispatched with tracking via The Courier Guy.